&AUSTIN POWERS QUOTES
I took these on the internet. They're not in any of the austin powers movies. They're still funny though. I say they're quotes à la Austin powers. So here it goes:
• "I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long baby!"
• "(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes."
• "Nice legs...what time do they open?"
• "Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package."
• "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
• "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
• "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
• "I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have youseen one?"
• "I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight."
• "Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."
• "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."
• "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."
• "I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked."
• "Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
• "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
• "You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy."
• "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue."
• "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."
• "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."
• "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"
• "F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?"
• "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."
• "My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
• "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
• "My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
• "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
• "My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to."
• "I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?"
• "If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public."
• "Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?"
• "Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me."
• "Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???"
• "Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them."
• "I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."