&AUSTIN POWERS QUOTES I took these on the internet. They're not in any of the austin powers movies. They're still funny though. I say they're quotes à la Austin powers. So here it goes:

• "I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long baby!"

• "(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

• "Nice legs...what time do they open?"

• "Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package."

• "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

• "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

• "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

• "I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have youseen one?"

• "I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight."

• "Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."

• "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."

• "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."

• "I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked."

• "Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

• "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

• "You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy."

• "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue."

• "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."

• "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."

• "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"

• "F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?"

• "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

• "My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later."

• "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

• "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

• "My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

• "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

• "My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to."

• "I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?"

• "If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public."

• "Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?"

• "Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me."

• "Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???"

• "Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them."

• "I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."